{"product_id":"mysteryteeth-enamel-pin","title":"MysteryTeeth Enamel Pin {Pre-Order}","description":"\u003cp\u003eIs this really happening?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMoney is fleeting. Trade it for this cursed trinket! 💸\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e⌛ Shipping estimate is Feb 2027. Please only order if you're willing to wait.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2\" of HARD enamel pin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSilk-printed slobber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIt's really something!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou've read this far, \u003cstrong style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ecommit to the bit! \u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⁉️These will only be made if enough sell to fund production! \u003c\/strong\u003eI'm really not sure how many of you degenerates are out there but this is your time!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e------\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePictures shown are examples!\u003c\/strong\u003e I've done my best to represent my intent for these designs in the examples, but the physical items may vary from the colors and exact effects shown on your screen. Any effect\/plating\/color may be subject to change.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBILL is not on the pin\u003c\/strong\u003e (it's just a funny joke)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are graded pins.\u003c\/strong\u003e Pre-orders will generally receive the highest quality pins from the batch. Any remaining standard grades and off-grades will be made available for in-hands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis is (pretty obviously) fan-made merch! 💞\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"IdentityPollution","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67603711557946,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0086\/5632\/2657\/files\/cursdpinwithhat.jpg?v=1790709318","url":"https:\/\/identitypollution.com\/products\/mysteryteeth-enamel-pin","provider":"IdentityPollution","version":"1.0","type":"link"}